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The 5 Most Useless Inventions Of 2009

Lets face it, not all of man kind’s accomplishments are genius. Not all of them are even usefull. Here at CrunchPlay, we think that if we can’t laugh at ourselves, we aren’t doing anything right. So for this holiday season we are taking a look at some major fails in the world of inventing throughout 2009.

Butter Stick

Nothing says Handy like a good old Stick-o-butter. Our first useless invention is the rediculous Butter Stick.
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In Car Fry-Holder

You know when you are driving and you need somewhere to put your french fries? How often would you say that is? Apparently there are people who have this problem often enough to necessitate a special device to hold your french fries while you are driving.

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Pizza Cutter Fork

This is not only a stupid invention, but it is a dangerous invention. The inventor of the Pizza Cutter Fork is also the person responsible for the budet-toilet easy-chair.

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Subway Chin Holder

Another dangerous invention that fails to make any sense comes to us from the subways of Japan. The Subway Chin Support device makes me wonder if they have thought how badly this could mangle a person’s spine in an accident.

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Office Supply Tie

So you need to look slick, right? This means you’ll have to decorate your neck and chest with a fancy tie. But hey, you also need a place to store your business cards, scissors and other office supplies dont you? Not everyone can afford a desk.

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